Sirius- Does anyone actually remember the 22 Days of Christmas song we did last year?
Remus- 22 Dear Merlin
James- I think you mean DEER Merlin
James- ha ha love me please ha ha
Sirius- I meant 23 please don't
Sirius- 13
Sirius- Merlin's beard
Sirius- 12
Peter- Wow has it really been a year
Remus- Yeah, so much has changed
Remus- Last year we could count
Remus-
A pheonix in a pear tree
2 chocolate frog cards
3 Magic wands
(Well, we could almost count)On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
5 golden things
(J-You skipped four and sang it like it was four. Not to mention "golden things")On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
4 Marauders
(J- That was sung like "Five golden rings". Why?
S- It's more like 🎵James please shut up🎵)
(We can could up to three and past six)6 Bertie Bott's Ever Flavour Beans
7 years at Hogwarts
8 wet start fireworks
9 butterbeers
Ten (suddenly it's spelled not numbered) muggle carols
11 essays due back the day after break to several teachers who hate kids
12 books on writing carolsInstead of two owls (which still haven't left), four turtle doves, two French hens, two calling birds, a complaint about how rings may be birds, six geese, seven swans, some spoiled milk, a video Marlene and Lily are going to regret if it is ever seen by anyone not in Gryffindor (Well, maybe only Lily will regret it), two shitty ideas and a false promise, a failed Christmas carol, and some "music" from James and Sirius. All based off of a fairly easy numerical song.
Yeah, much has changed.
Sirius- Your ass/shade/attitude is not appreciated
James- what Sirius you don't appreciate Remus's ass
James- Well that solves the "who's top/who's bottom" bet I had with Peter
Peter- Speaking of, you know what else has changed
Remus- No don't say it
Sirius- I swear, I meant sass
James- Care to do the honors, Wormtail?
Peter- Sirius has a boyfriend
Sirius- no don't
Peter- and it's Remus
James- Who else would it be?
Peter- Probably Snape
Sirius- How dare you even say an idea like that
Peter- because it's funny
Remus- Well , it is funny
Sirius- I hate you and hope that sentence backfires on you for siding with Peter and you end up with someone you hate just as much as I hate you
Remus- That's not what you said last night
James- WOAH religious holiday here folks remember JESUS LOVES YOU even if you choose to let your FRIENDS KNOW YOU SIN
Sirius- James, you are Hindu
James- Eh, my mom is. I'm more atheist
Sirius- then WHY DO YOU CARE
James- I'm just concerned about you two REMEBER TO USE PROTECTION
Remus- please don't do this now
Remus- Can't we all remember the spirit of Christmas
Peter- Well, considering the Church usually frowns upon witchcraft so I have literally never stepped foot in a church or touched a Bible, no
Remus- Just be nice to people and love one another
Sirius- Says the person who disdained our counting skills
Remus- Oh mY GosH this conversation is over
_________________________________________
James, Sirius, Remus, & Peter- Happy Christmas!
Sirius- Or boxing day depending on where you live
Remus- Or a late Hanukkah, which started yesterday
James- Or what ever you celebrate!
Peter- Yay!
YOU ARE READING
If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...