James- You guys ever notice how ironic our lives are
Sirius- no...?
James- I mean, dogs can't eat chocolate or raisins and your favorite food are chocolate covered raisins.
Sirius- Not favourite, but I like them
James- Well you certainly eat them too much
Sirius- Touché
James- And how Peter's lactose intolerant
James- And rats have a thing for cheese
Peter- Eh, not really. Some animals in certain spieces that are stereotypically cheese loving are lactose intolerant, and that includes some mice as well as some rats
James- And Moony, where do we start?
Remus- I'm not ironic, I'm just a living coincidence
James- Whatever
Sirius- Hmm. You know what the most ironic thing is?
James- Remus hates wolves and his patronus is a wolf?
Sirius- No
Sirius- Your patronus is a stag
James- not ironic I AM the king of the forest
James- Or the quidditch team
Sirius- No, what's ironic is that stags and does are made for each other
Sirius- And you hate Snevillus so much
James- Sirius no we've been over this
Sirius- And his patronus is a doe XD
James- Oh my fucking godric
James- It's Lily I'm meant to be with not Snape
James- Shut up you know I'm right
James- I know you're all laughing but just you wait
James- 🎶Just you wait🎶
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
