No. 99 (Joey Bada$$)

44• Maybe They Were Never Ment To Be Acquainted

"Damn." He said "I'm not trying to make you mad or anything but do you have anger issues? It's like... It's easy to set you off...and shit." Joey said

"No, I don't have anger issues. Its just that...I don't know. I know I don't have anger issues. After they put me in those handcuffs and in the principal's office they made me go to a class for it or I'll have to go to an alternative school."

"They was treating you life you some wild animal or something. I would have done the same thing if that bitch said something about my Pops." He said as he shook his head.

"It's cool, she got fired anyway. I don't wish bad stuff on people but ooo! That bitch crossed me that day!"

Joey smiled and giggled "I know where you comin' from lil Mama. You don't need to explain."

I rolled my eyes playfully and laid on his shoulder.

"You hungry?" He asked "It's almost three. I can order pizza and wings."

"That sounds dope."

"Aite. Move ya big head."

I moved my head and let him get his phone and he ordered "Whatchu want?"

"That three meat! Aye!" I said as I laid down and texted my girlfriends

"Ew. Yeah...cheese pizza and three meat...yes...wings!... Where do you get that word out of wings...gay ass nigga....YES WINGS! CHICKEN! WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!?!?...oh mah lawrd! Okay... Extra spicy! Yes I'm sure! Apartment A47! Okay then bye nigga."

I was cracking the fuck up "What the hell?"

"He was talkin bout some you want dick? No nigga...I don't!" He threw his phone on the bed

"You funny."

"No I'm not. These people always trying people. I'm not giving no tip!!!"

"I will!"

"No you not, you better stay yo ass on this bed."

I made a stank face "Who and what is stopping me?"

"Me nigga." He squinted at me

"That so?" I said competitively

"Mmmmhm!"

"We shall see Mr. Badass." I felt my pockets and remembered I had three dollars.

   The doorbell rang, we looked at each other and raced to the door. Joey was laughing too hard and that slowed him down but he put his hand on my face and pushed me back.

"AH! NO!" I screamed

He grinned and opened the door. I snuck behind him and yelled

"Here's a tip!!!" I shoved it in the pizza guys hand and he put it in his pocket.

Joey took the pizza, paid and slammed the door. I jumped.

   He didn't say anything, he just sat the pizza down on the kitchen counter and he looked at me. We were looking each other in the eye...quietly.

"I tipped him..." I said

"Oh...I know..."

._. "Sooooooo...."

   I ran to his room as he chased after me. I was running so hard with every step I took I almost slipped in my socks.

   I ran to the living room and he tackled me. I ran into the couch and I laid there out of breath clutching my stomach.

"Owwww!!!" I giggled

He was breathing heavily "Never run from Jozif Badmon."

"I got the memo."

"Good. Just know that I'll always catch up."

"I saw that." I panted

He laughed and hugged me "It wasn't that bad."

"It wasn't...but when you...tackled me...my air!"

"Ohhhhh HOHOHOHOHO!"

"Shut the fuck up!" The laugh made me laugh

"You gonna be Aite. Let's eat. What movie you wanna watch?"

"Harry Potter!!!" I squealed

"Da fuck? No!"

"Whyyyyyyy!?!?"

"That's for nerds."

"No it's not!!!" I pouted "it's interesting!"

"Let's watch Straight Outta-"

"Nooooo!!!" I whined as I rolled around in the couch

._. He made a face at me.

I made one back ._.

"You a lil baby." He said

"Shut the fuck up. No I'm not. Last time I checked babies-"

"Shush. Come get your food." He said from the kitchen as he put 4 wings and three slices of cheese pizza on his plate.

"You fat." I said as I walked up

"Nuh uh! This shit is gonna turn into muscle! Watch me be able to pick up car or something."

"Sure." I took a plate from him and got two slices of the meat pizza and five wings.

"You got a nerve callin me fat." He said as he ate his chicken

"So? This chicken good as fuck!" I exclaimed "Why ain't chu eating the meat pizza?"

"I don't eat beef."

"Oh! Got it." I said "Now let's watch Harry Potter."

We jumped on the couch and opened Netflix

"Netflix and chill..." He smirked as he munched on his chicken. ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

"Get the fuck away from me."

"Why?" ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

"Because your face is looking weird."

"No it's not." ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

._. "Moooooove!!"

༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ "I know you want it." He sang "Cuz you're a gooooood girlllllll!"

"No." ._.

He got in my ear "On your knees..."
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I got up "NIGGA!!!!"

He busted out laughing "I'm just playinggggg!"

I found myself laughing too "Them faces!!!"