Yes guys I did add the picture because then I can just type it out and it'll be easier for me. Any way if u can't read the picture then just read it down here.
The zodiac signs in the hospital, "What happened to you?"
Aries: I crashed my motorbike
Taurus: This idiot for got to stop for me when I was crossing the road!
Gemini: I'm here with my friend
Cancer: I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me, now I got third degree burns.
Leo: Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall
Virgo: Um, I work here?
Libra: I had a panic attack
Scorpio: Someone pushed me down the stairs
Sagittarius: This old lady was riding her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, and she ran over my toe.
Capricorn: I was working five nights and a row, got sleep deprivation, and passed out.
Aquarius: I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down swell and I found myself in Narnia.
Pisces: I was concentrating, and smashed into a wall and then got a concussion.
Oh I guess I have a boyfriend, I wonder who he is, oh wait I don't have one so I spilled soup and got third degree burns FOR NOTHING! I wish was an Aquarius.