Aries: I HATE EVERYONE! *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
Taurus: *Eats the entire kitchen and then throws it all up*
Gemini: *lying in bed* I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! I THINK I'M GONNA DIE! HELP ME! I'M GONNA DIE! THIS IS THE END!
Cancer: *inside a pile of pillows and blankets* *tear rolls down cheek* The world is so cruel!
Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* Ugh, I'm so disgusting, I can never show my face again.
Virgo: *on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD! HELP! I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKIOSIS!
Libra: *sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to take medicine and complain*
Scorpio: complains complains complains complains COMPLAINS CoMpLaInS c o m p l a i n s !
Sagittarius: Tries to do stuff but ends up making themselves more sick
Capricorn: the most miserable thing on earth, just lies in a ball all day
Aquarius: I SAID I'M NOT SICK! * throws up*
Pisces: *lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals*
