Aries: knocks you out in one punch
Taurus: *wild warrior chants*
Gemini: multiple smacks and purple nurples
Cancer: *crying*
Leo: makes it look like a UFC fight
Virgo: brutal kicks in the face
Libra: brings all their friends to jump on you
Scorpio: *summons satan*
Sagittarius: "Wait, what are we doing again?
Capricorn: matrix moves
Aquarius: Straight to the point no bullcrap
Pisces: Flirts their way out of the situation
