Aries: Donald Trump
Taurus: MINIONS!
Gemini: A spider ( they'd probably make someone else do it for them)
Cancer: Meek Mill
Leo: a f*ckboy
Virgo: The person who invented crocs
Libra: A stupid hoe
Scorpio: Everyone at school
Sagittarius: Overly priced clothing
Capricorn: White people who try to whip
Aquarius: Anyone who annoys them
Pisces: Nobody, they'll be a sweet little cinnamon roll
