Aries: Run, f*cker
Taurus: I'm gonna hold this over your head until you die.
Gemini: Something is seriously wrong, and I want you to figure it out before I blow up on you.
Cancer: That's right I'm gonna break something of yours and then LIE ABOUT IT!
Leo: You made your bed, now lie in it
Virgo: Guess who's not helping you anytime soon?!
Libra: Haha, f*ck you, I don't have time for your sh*t.
Scorpio: I saw this sh*t coming but I'm still annoyed.
Sagittarius: Okay.
Capricorn: Don't f*cking talk to me for a hour.
Aquarius: I have no f*cking clue what we're talking about, and I hope you don't figure it out, I'm not listening.
Pisces: F*ck, this might be my fault.