Aries: WTF? Lamo! This is a joke, right?
Taurus: Y'all got Netflix? Or nah?
Gemini: Ayy, where the wi-fi at?
Cancer: Wait.....I'm never gonna see my family again? HELL NAH! WHO I GOTTA BEAT DOWN TO GET OUTTA HERE? ( y'all think Cancer weak af but they gon' be busting doors all day)
Leo: I'm too beautiful for this world, bow down!
Virgo: *tries to find ways to GTFO*
Libra: WTF? Why am I here, I'm literally an angel!
Scorpio: Hey Sam, Dean. How's the wife doing? Finally.....I'm home.
Sagittarius: Maybe I could make it like this aesthetic.....
Capricorn: Now these hoes KNOW I'm not staying down here, I told those assholes back on Earth, I'd be back and I will stay true to that.
Aquarius: So I guess my theory about the afterlife was incorrect.....
Pisces: Screaming. Just nothing else. Just screaming.
