Aries: *pokes calf* "It's morse code, I'm telling your thigh I love it."
Taurus: "Your brain is my spirit animal."
Gemini: "You can have a hoe as long as you pay them."
Cancer: "It's a rhythm seizure!"
Leo: "GOODNIGHT YOU CUM DUMPSTER"
Virgo: "Make (insert name of our school) great again!"
Libra: "Kawaii-Trump!"
Scorpio: "Watch out for the assassin in your closet- oh wait, you're in there with him."
Sagittarius: "All I did was put hand sanitizer in my hand and lit it."
Capricorn: "I'm not homophobic, just sarcastic."
Aquarius: "*gets the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to clean up the awkward*"
Pisces: "I thought penguins quacked...."
