Aries: *punches you*
Taurus: *lets you win for the sake of the friendship/relationship no matter how hard it is for them*
Gemini: *wins, quits trying*
Cancer: *starts crying, you'll feel bad and stop arguing*
Leo: B!TCH! I'M FRICKING RIGHT BECAUSE I ALWAYS AM!
Virgo: The facts are (blah, blah, blah) and that's why your wrong, bye.
Libra: I don't wanna fight, why are you talking to me like that? What have I done? OMG, please don't hate me.
Scorpio: *is the most calm, or tries to murder you there*
Sagittarius: LOL! You just made seriously bad grammar mistakes! *laughs and the fight's over whether you like it or not*
Capricorn: You don't know anything!
Aquarius: *adjusts glasses; clears throat* *36hour long speech*
Pisces: I'm so sad right now, I want to write a poem about it.....
