Aries: Hahahhahahah.......wait, oh you are serious.
Taurus: Sorry I'm taken. *whispers* Pizza is my lover.
Gemini: Can you realize that this is just not gonna happen? Get over it!
Cancer: *I can't let him down* I love you too! *damnit*
Leo: Ew, no.
Virgo: I appreciate your good taste, but no thank you.
Libra: You really thought I would say yes?
Scorpio: Just look at yourself, and you'll know why I said 'no'.
Sagittarius: Sorry, I have my standards pretty high, and you don't qualify on them.
Capricorn: Please nooooo, not you! No, I'm f*cking done with this sh*t! *walks away*
Aquarius: I'm way too good for you and you know it. *flips hair dramatically*
Pisces: Oh, honey. No it's not you, it's me. I mean, I love you.
