Okay guys, we are lucky I am not allowed to drive, or we'd all be f*cked.
Aries: CUT ME OFF ONE MORE TIME! I F*CKING DARE YOU!
Taurus: STOP YELLING AT PEOPLE! THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Gemini: PISSING PEOPLE OFF DOESN'T REALLY AFFECT THEM FOR YOUR INFORMATION! *goes back to peeing out the window*
Cancer: I LOVE STAYING HAPPY ON THE ROAD, I'M MEAN IT'S STUPID TO GET MAD AT PEOPLE-- WHAT?! YOU SON OF A BITCH! USE YOUR F*CKING BLINKER! AGAIN ALWAYS STAY HAPPY ON THE ROAD!
Leo: IS IT THAT HARD TO GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE?
Virgo: PLEASE CALM DOWN IT'S A CAR NOT AN AIRPLANE! HE JUST PASSED ME! NO THAT AIN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN! GET
Libra: *Sorry by Justin B. is blasting out the car speakers* DON'T YOU F*CKING WAVE AT ME LIKE YOUR SORRY JUSTIN!
Scorpio: HEY YOU OVER THERE! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT, LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR SCARING ME!
Sagittarius: GET OFF THE STEERING WHEEL LIKE HOW CAN YOU BREATHE?
Capricorn: SPED THE F*CK UP! OH MY GOD!
Aquarius: GET OFF YOUR PHONE BEFORE I TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT UP BUTT RIGHT BEFORE YOU END UP IN A CAR CRASH!
Pisces: PLEASE CALM DOWN, NOT EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU!
