Why the signs have no social life

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Aries: I chose not to.....I hate everyone.

Taurus: Rather hang with my dog.

Gemini: Eating is better than talking.

Cancer: Because I love my bed.

Leo: NETFLIX IS SOCIAL LIFE!

Virgo: I just don't text back.

Libra: Wait.......what is social lives?

Scorpio: Busy with world domination.

Sagittarius: Cats are better than people.

Capricorn: I would, but I like my couch.

Aquarius: Sleeping>Socializing.

Pisces: BUT TWITTER'S SOCIAL SO HA!


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