Aries: getting married
Taurus: buying a pet
Gemini: agent/FBI
Cancer: going to a bunch of concerts (FUCK YASSSSS)
Leo: broke and homeless
Virgo: pole dancing TylerHoekly you have a bright future
Libra: prison
Scorpio: drug addict
Sagittarius: billionaire
Capricorn: owning a library
Aquarius: being famous
Pisces: in a mental asylum
