Aries: I'm going to every concert there is, I've already bought all of iTunes, no one can stop me!
Taurus: Saves most of the money but throws huge, frikin' parties with Nicki Minaj every Friday
Gemini: What if I bought a boat, and invited people on my boat to tell them to get the f*ck off my boat?
Cancer: I've bought 10 dogs already today. Tomorrow, I buy the world's population of cats!
Leo: Buys an island, and names it after themselves, and everyone who lives their is dogs and friends, no one else ever.
Virgo: I made a blog to update people on my rich life. I just booked Dan Howell and Phil Lester for my birthday party.
Libra: Millionaire by age 20, and takes the lyrics, "I'm gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously.
Scorpio: Finally subscribes to Hulu Plus
Sagittarius: Wears a Black lace Elie Saab designer gown, with necklace of diamonds, slowly walking down a spiral staircase.
Capricorn: Buys 3 summer homes, and castle, while on their private jet.
Aquarius: I'm gonna buy the five oceans. I am Poseidon.
Pisces: I filled my pool with champagne, now I don't know what to do!
