The Signs At The Gym

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Aries: LET'S GO GUYS ONE MORE TIME!

Libra: yOU SAID THAT LAST TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aries: YOU DID TOO WITH YOUR DOG FILTER BUT YOU'RE APPARENTLY S  T  I  L  L  DOING IT

Leo: Yeah *exhale* Libra, *exhale* c'mon *exhale*

Sagittarius: YEAH I MEAN EVEN SCORPIO IS WORKING OUT

Scorpio: S  E  E

Libra: s O

Aquarius: Bro, just do it.

Aries: yEAH, JUST DO IT

Aquarius: It's just jump-roping. At least you're not lifting weights like Aries and Leo.

Aries: YEAH

Aquarius: Just try it, man.

Aries: YEAH JUST TRY IT, MAN

Libra: *jump-ropes* you guys owe me a large frappe

Aquarius: After you work out?

Aries: wHY THOUGH

Libra: *bites their doughnut* cause u gotta

Leo: *rolls eyes, moves on from lifting weights and does pull ups*

Gemini: *sweating like a waterfall* YEAH LIBRA, C'MON

Virgo: Libra you won't burn off all the calories you've consumed after you've eaten that doughnut, and since food has calories, I'm assuming that doughnut is exactly 190.4 calories.

Capricorn: Yeah, so a lotta calories.

Libra: LET ME EAT, GUYS

Aquarius: sHHHH JUST RUN ON THE TREADMILL, TAURUS, JUST RUN ON THE TREADMILL

Taurus: *on the verge of screaming*

Cancer: LOOK LIBRA IF YOU DO THIS AND THROW THE DOUGHNUT AWAY I'LL GET YOU A DOG

Pisces: YEAH

Libra: wHAT IF I WANT A CAT

Sagittarius: JUST. WORK. OUT.

Pisces: YOU'Re GETTING ON CANCER AND ME'S NERVES

Capricorn: .....it's Cancer and /I/'s nerves.

Cancer: YEAH WHAT THEY SAID

Sagittarius: JUST WORK OUT LIBRA IT'S FINE

Libra: I DON'T WANNA

Sagittarius: JUST DO IT

Libra: I WANT A CAT NOT A DOG

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Scorpio and Leo: silent treatment.

Libra: pFF GUYS SERIOUSLY

Libra:

Libra: GUYS

Libra: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS


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