VIRGO finished 15 minutes early, and starts finishing projects months in advance. GEMINI walks in, already on their third cup of coffee, and tries to look alive. LIBRA is busy schmoozing with all the higher-ups, while AQUARIUS has fallen asleep on their desk. CANCER is seen complaining to the HR rep about how ARIES keeps playing loud music in cubicles. SAGITTARIUS accidentally walked into a wall, while checking out PISCES who was bending over to get a file. TAURUS was playing a video game at their desk, while SCORPIO had to take an online training course on sexual harassment in the work place. Meanwhile, LEO was begging for a promotion, the big boss CAPRICORN was making a long list of people to fire....