Aries: "The word 'please' don't make me money, kid."
Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal."
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.......Good thing I'm an Uncle, Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!
Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible."
Virgo: "Yes! YES! Burn the child!"
Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule.
Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame. "
Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored."
I'm a cancer, so I need to find a reason to punch a teenager in the face, comment down below to tell me what you got.
