Aries: GOD F*CKING DAMN IT! *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SH*T MAN!
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!
Cancer: F*CK *sobs* YOU! *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down in bed
Virgo: THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF I'D BEEN WEARING SHOES!
Libra: Goodbye cruel world!
Scorpio: *rips off doors hinges* NO MORE!
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP!
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No, I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken.
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!
Pisces: BUT WHY ME?
