WARNING: THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HURT ANYONE, JUST FOR MY VIEWERS ENTERTAINMENT!
Capricorn: Everybody say SAUSAGE, keep it going. EGGS, BACON, GRITS, SAUSAGE!
Aries: I'm a skinny little b!tch, but I still take the SAUSAGE!
Aquarius: I got a fat ass but I still take the SAUSAGE!
Cancer: I got a flat ass but I still take the SAUSAGE!
Taurus: Wake up in the morning & I eat that SAUSAGE!
Sagittarius: I'm a red head but I eat that SAUSAGE!
Virgo: I may be gay, but I eat that SAUSAGE!
Gemini: kfjsahfhasdklhsdjfsdkjfhj SAUSAGE!
Libra: I may be thick but you know I get that SAUSAGE!
Scorpio: Yea, I read books but they all about SAUSAGE!
Pisces: I like girls, but can I still have the SAUSAGE?
I simplified it as much as I could because I didn't want to hurt anyone, I am not against anyone, it is your life, and you can run it how you choose, but we all know that we love