Aries: ...*sprints toward him/her in slow motion if necessary, hugs him/her violently screaming, pushing him/her up against the tables ending up handcuffed and questioned* But it was worth it.
Taurus: *Silently touches his/her butt without them noticing and observes him/her obsessively until they go away.*
Gemini: *calls up like 94890283409324 friends* Guys. Guys, go here. It is a friendship-command. GO HERE OR I'LL RUIN YOU. You won't believe whose here omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg! Instagram pictures will have to wait, guys!!!!
Cancer: *hides self under table and tries to settle the feels down but desperately can't and from that cancer hasn't been the same, since that accident*
Ok guys, this wouldn't be me, I would be like nervously sweating, and jumping up and down, hugging them over and over again. Taking pictures with my iPad hopefully. Asking for their phone number, even though I'll never get one. Asking them to autograph my body, yeah. and mostly everything on me, my bag, my shirt, my hand, leg, forearm, wrist, book, notepad, iPad cover/case, my drink. EVERYTHING!
Leo: *flips over table* YOU THERE! THOMASBENIDICTMISHAROBERTHARRYSHEERANTENNANTRADCLIFFEBASCOKNOWLES! YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU! THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH RUINING MY SANITY AND/OR MANLY TEARS?
Virgo: Oh, hello there mister/miss. I have to say, I uh, am I huge fan of yours and- oh no, I don't mean to, like just your autograph and....no, no! I'm so sorry, I'm not going to disturb you haha...you are my idol after all, I'm just gonna gomen.
Libra: *starts to panic, and re-adjusts makeup* Hahaha, hello, lol you're so funny! Hah, well I, haha, really like you and....oh I can't do this YES I C...no no f*ck I like you DAMN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT iiiiiiii mean, I admire you damnit. AHHHH.....*starts telling life story*
Scorpio: If I take his/her cup after he/she's finished drinking I'll get an indirect make out.
Sagittarius: *horse-pterodactyl noise* IT IS...IT IS YOU! ARE YOU SURE ITS YOU? I'm kinda sorta sure. gdi why're you so hot? I'mma be honest I'd have sex with you right now, if you'd like, and you don't even have to do all the work, I'mma just.....
Capricorn: *takes pictures discreetly and stalks him/her until some one points them out. When someone does Capricorn absconds into the night.
Aquarius: If I find a way to steal their underwear I'll have indirect sextime.
Pisces: *breaks down crying on the floor* You're just so beautifuuuuuuullllllll! *still crying 2 hours after they've gone away awkwardly*
