Aries: Poos agressively and suffers from butt pain
Taurus: Most likely poops while reading
Gemini: Accidentally drops their phone in the toilet
Cancer: Steps out for Sagittarius mid-poop because they aren't strong enough to hear them wail
Leo: Complains about the stink
Virgo: Wipes toilet seat before sitting
Libra : Poops and pees equally
Scorpio: *is thinking dirty thoughts* //pun intended//
Sagittarius: Had to poop at the worst time and ended up unintentionally kicking Cancer out
Capricorn: Does it at a leisurely pace
Aquarius: Diahorrea
Pisces: sits on it like a duck.
