Aries: *battle cry*
Taurus: Whoa.....wait we're fighting? *looks down at an unconscious person? Oh, cool.
Gemini: *hiding in a box* undetectable....
Cancer: Right fist or left fist? What do you think? *sits on them and thinking deeply*
Leo: *spinning in circles wildly* WE'RE GONNA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Virgo: They aren't even fighting. Just sitting there watching, cheering for their side, and badmouthing the other side.
Libra: *holding on to person's leg and screeching*
Scorpio: *slamming a person's head into a wall repeatedly*
Sagittarius: Are you even trying to hit me? Are you swatting a fly? What...?
Capricorn: *dodging every attack with a blank stare*
Aquarius: *arguing and frantically waving their arms*
Pisces: *using the same attacks their attacker uses* bored, bored, bored......