Aries: Hey cancer, I found this crab and it's almost as ugly as you. :)
Taurus: Where do you keep the food in this sh*t of a house?
Gemini: This house is so vintage, like renaissance. I love it.
Cancer: Guys, this is my house, I spent hours cleaning, don't make me cry. *cries anyway*
Leo: Do these pants make my a$$ look bigger than cancer's? Jk, of course they do b!tch.
Virgo: *high fives Aries*
Libra: Aw, cancer. Do you need a hug?
Scorpio: Lamo, nice one Aries. But cancer's already hot af.
Sagittarius: Maybe we can play hide and go seek in Cancer's bedroom?
Capricorn: You guys are ridiculous. Cancer is probably still a virgin.
Aquarius: Maybe we'll find the condoms.......
Pisces: I thought you said there would be vodka and weed.
