FairyTail: Etherious Blood [Book 1/2]

*special* Natsu's Denseness

** I realized that I made Natsu too smart or something in this book so Imma just make a quick troll chapter, okay? Warning: I suck at jokes**

(Jellal calls Natsu on his phone.)

Natsu: Hello?

Jellal: Hey, Natsu, it's Jellal. Do you know where Erza is?

Natsu: I'm sorry, Jello, but Erza isn't here.

Jellal: "Jello"???

Natsu: Yeah, you said your name is Jello.

Jellal: No, it's Jell-all! Jellal!

Natsu: Jello l? Jellololo? Your have a weird name.

Jellall: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! JUST TELL ME WHERE ERZA IS!

Natsu: Jello man, chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll. Okay? Chill bro, chill.

Jellal: TELL ME WHERE SHE IS DAMMIT!

Natsu: Hey, Jello, wanna hear a joke?

Jellal: NO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR J-

Natsu: Okay what's a fire dragon's favorite food?

Jellal: Natsu, you son of a-

Natsu: IRON JELLO OF THE FIRE DRAGON! [Insert troll face here]

Jellal: JUST TELL ME WHERE IN MAGNOLIA IS SHE?

Natsu: Oh, where's Erza? You could've just said so.

Jellal: *face palm*

Natsu: She's in a building.

Jellal: Which building is she in?

Natsu: A building in Magnolia.

Jellal: ... Okay where in Magnolia is the building?

Natsu: On the ground.

Jellal: No I'm asking where is the building?

Natsu: I just told you, it's on Earth.

Jellal: DAMN YOU NATSU JUST TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!

Natsu: She's in a building on the ground in Magnolia. What more do you want from me?!

Jellal: Okay... Which building on the ground in Magnolia is she?...

Natsu: Oh, she's in a sweet shop.

Jellal: Okay but there are about five here so which one is she at? (it was at this moment, we knew, he fucked up)

Natsu: She's in a sweet shop :X

Jellal: WHICH ONE IS SHE AT?! Is she at Dunkin Donuts? M&M World? Aria? WHERE?!

Natsu: ... I JUST TOLD YOU, BAKA!

Jellal: *hangs up*

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#NoRegrets