Mabel and Pacifica drape yet another pair of skinny jeans on David's arm. He's already holding about 20 other pairs.
"Don't I have enough jeans?" I ask.
"NO!" They respond in unison.
"OMG. Look at these!" squeals Mabel, holding up a pair of REALLY short shorts.
"There is NO WAY I'm wearing those, Mabel." I say, grabbing the shorts out of her hands and tossing them back on the shelf.
"But--" she protests.
"Nope, sorry." I say, cutting her off.
"You're no fun..." she mumbles.
"Can we please get out of here?" Groans Dipper, who's holding a soft pretzel from Auntie Anne's.
"Not yet, bro bro. We still have a LOT of work to do." She says, whipping out her cell phone. "Candy, Grenda? What have we got? ... Yeah, we're at The Denim Kingdom still... Okay, sounds good."
"Can we PLEASE go now?" I ask.
"I guess we have enough jeans." Says Pacifica.
"Ya think?" I mumble.
After we've loaded everything into the trunk, we go to Starbucks. We all get Caramel Craps-- excuse me, Fraps.
"Okay, we have one last stop." Pacifica says, sipping her coffee.
"Kill me now." Says Dipper, rolling his eyes and sinking lower into his seat.
We drive to a fancy looking salon. Oh, no.
2 hours later, my hair has been washed, softened, trimmed, and nearly dyed (I stopped them before they could even touch the dye).
When I step out of the "Operation Room" (that's what the stylist called it), Mabel snaps a Polaroid picture.
"Scrapbookertunity!" She chimes.
"What?" I ask, confused.
"She merged the words 'Scrapbook' and 'opportunity' to make her own word." Says Dipper.
Mabel shows me the picture. Although my hair looks perfect, one of my eyes is half closed, and I look confused. In other words, I look hideous.
"Um, please don't tell me you're going to put that in your scrapbook?"
"Yup, sorry!" She says, not sounding sorry at all.
"CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK HOME?!" Screams Dipper.
"Fine, yeesh!" Says Mabel.
We pile in the limo. In a few minutes, we're back at the Shack.
"Hey guys," says Wendy, "ROOF TIME. ROOF TIME. ROOF TIME!" She chants, while Mabel, Dipper, Pacifica, Candy, and Grenda join in. I catch Dipper blushing slightly. Does Dipper like Wendy? And what the Hades is roof time?
A/N: I made a reference to whateverforverxcx's story... you guys should read it IT'S AMAZING (and not on fire)! #caramelcrap
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Demigod Falls {Completed}
FanfictionIsabelle Carter thought her life was hard enough, being a Half-Blood. She has a lot to live up to. She's a child of Athena, and her sister is the legendary Annabeth Chase! Now she has to spend the summer in the sleepy town of Gravity Falls, Oregon w...
