"Marth."
Marth looked at me with a sigh. "What is it, Link?"
"I ruined it."
"How many times do I have to tell you? You didn't."
"I ruined it."
"What is this, the 40th time?" Marth said with annoyance, sticking his nose back in his book. "She cares about what you think of her. Now you just have to tell her you love her."
"Zelda's not the kind to accept it like that...like, if Ganondorf told her he loves her she wouldn't accept, so-"
"You haven't done to her what Ganondorf has, so please shut up."
I crashed onto my bed. On a good Saturday, I would be chilling with Zelda. But today I'm sitting in a baggy hoodie and baggy sweatpants with bags under my eyes and a sword in my hand. Why? Well, when a person you love to death starts hating you, then a blade is a nice way to escape.
Marth eyed me. "Don't even think about it."
"I'm not thinking, I'm planning."
"Suicide? Over this? That's shallow."
"Who said I was thinking about suicide?"
"You look like you're thinking about it."
I sighed. "How do I fix it, Marth?"
He sighed back. "I don't know, Link. Whatever it is, you chose the wrong insult."
"Well, now I know she cares and all that crap, but how do I get her to like me again?"
Mark stared at me through his thick rimmed rectangular glasses. "Kiss her."
"WHAT?! No!"
"It's the only way she's going to like you again."
"She'll just push me away!"
"No she won't. She'll question why her heart is beating so fast and all that. And then she'll realize, 'Oh, I still like Link'."
"It's going to be way harder than that."
"Do you want her back?"
I hesitated. Technically, she never was mine. Then I said, "Yes."
"Then kiss her."
"No!"
"The cheek?"
I thought about it. "Fine. But no real real kisses, okay?"
"Why not? It would be super hot."
"What?"
"Yeah. Like a French-"
"No."
"Okay. I see how it is. Shy, aren't you?"
"Sh-shy?!"
"Mmmmhmmm."
"Am not!"
"Then kiss kiss."
"No!"
"Alright, alright. Now all you need is some cliché in it..."
Pit strolled in. "Hey guys," he said, "I met Ike."
Marth shot up. "What?"
"Yeah. Now he's back so um yup."
"OHHHHH THANK GOODNESSS" Marth cried.
"And thank you for destroying my relationship with Zelda."
"Ooh, and guess what?" Pit said, expression suddenly changing to serious. "Rumor has it that..."
"That what?" I asked, unamused.
"Bowser made a move on the school's new princess."
A/N: Yes, that was awfully short and I didn't update in like forever. I AM SO SORRY
i dont know what exactly i'm trying to convey from this chapter, it's more of a filler. and i was sick of the ike thing so i just said he's back. lol, lazy me.
hope you enjoyed the chapter, and all that ship (cuz i don't curse) and HAVE A NICE TIME!
signing off, me
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