The slamming at a door, he raises his newfound rock above his beaming head.
the gentle glow of the sun allowing the said rock to be displayed in all of its glory.
You: Damn, Pun Master that rock is the "schist"
Pun Master: You could say it is quite "Gneiss"
*smirks*You: What genre? Let me guess, "rock."
Pun Master: These puns keep getting "scoria."
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Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...