Rocks Against Pun Master

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The slamming at a door, he raises his newfound rock above his beaming head.

the gentle glow of the sun allowing the said rock to be displayed in all of its glory.

You: Damn, Pun Master that rock is the "schist"

Pun Master: You could say it is quite "Gneiss"
*smirks*

You: What genre? Let me guess, "rock."

Pun Master: These puns keep getting "scoria."

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