Pun Master: Do you ever just run out of ideas for puns?
You: Constantly...
Pun Master: It's such a tiring job.
You: OOOH I GOT ONE!
Pun Master:
?
You: Why did the Mechanic have to sleep constantly?
Pun Master:
?
You: Because it was a "tyre"ing job.
Pun Master:
*half hearted laugh*
What do you call a Fish that likes heavy metal?
You:
?
Pun Master: A N"emo."
You: This is the reason l can't sleep at night.
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Hey everybody soo l sort of tried out a new thing two chapters ago and l was wondering if you guys want me to do more or have this book being JUST puns or maybe do more Pun Master quotes...l just want some feedback.
Don't forget to vote, half of your vote will go to people in need...also comment because l get soo lonely
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