Pun Master: Your skills are beginning to "flower."
You: It seems l "rose" to the challenge.
Pun Master: Sadly you don't make much "celery" being a Pun Master.
You: Oh well "lettuce" be poor.
Pun Master: I never received the "fruits" of my loins.
You: I can vitamin "C" that.
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Queue the sad music.
Each year a Pun Master near you may suffer from scurvy due to a lack of Vitamin C. This is an epidemic that must be stopped. 5 million Pun Masters perish from Scurvy every single year, they are borderline extinct. There is only one way you can help continue the species. If you vote on this chapter l will donate half of your vote to a Pun Master in need. Vote and save a life.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...
