Pun Master: A business man wanted to help a man float his goat. The man asked for a specific inflatable. In reply the business man said..."whatever floats your goat."
You: That is the "sealiest" story l've ever heard.
Pun Master: I don't find that "amoosing."
You: Did you find these puns in the "safari?"
Pun Master: You don't have the "koala"fications to make these puns.
You: "Toucan" play that game.
*flashes identification*
Pun Master: I can't "bear" it anymore.
You: On a "scale" of one to ten I'd say these puns are...
*mental blank*
A ten?
Pun Master: That was really pathetic...
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