Pun Master: What do you call a virus that sells a variety of items.
silence
Pun Master: THE VARICELLA VIRUS.
You: Pun Master, your puns are "contagious"
Pun Master: it's ok l've been immunised against it.
YOU ARE READING
Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...