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Pun Master: Sorry l'm late, l was held up by a fairly greasy looking man yelling something about the end through his constant wheezing.

You: Was he "anarchy"tect?
*smirks*

Pun Master: That was a fo"silly" pun.

You: Well...
*awkward silence*
What do we do now?

Pun Master: Listen to TØP?

You: Sounds good

*TØP plays in the background*

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Chapter 50 special will be posted some time next week. l can't believe how far this book has come l couldn't have done it without you amazing people.

Massive shoutout to DR_EaM go check out her work if you're into smutty Naruto fanfics...
(they're filled with smut soo be sure to read with a body pillow at arms length.)
Comment something really original like

"Relatable"

Or

"Triggered"

I just love those comments, they remind me of my crippling depression.

1 vote=1 generic wattpad biography quote.

The amount of people that responded to my prior chapter with "triggered" is overwhelming. I couldn't sleep for a week.

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