Pun Master: Where do you find washed up Kpop band members?
You: I don't know why you continue to ask me these absolutely pathetic yet slightly charming questions. Yet, still haven't signed up for an EHarmony account.
Pun Master:
*unfazed by comments*
You find them at the beach, you could say they are a real "Seagull."You: I expected "inu" pun that was funny. Not this disaster that is Chapter 28. Also that is Japanese not Korean but whom can tell the difference anyways?
Pun Master:
*continues with terrible pun*
Seagulls taste terrible, you wouldn't want to "John Cook" them.You: Why don't you just "Khop" onto a boat to Korea?
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Dedicated to cherry_bomb_bias HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL!
I just realised this is most likely the worst Birthday gift ever. I tried my best and instead made fun of your obsession. I don't know what to say.
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