Pun Master: Have you heard about that man whom slowly disintegrates rocks?
You: l've never heard of him but he sounds like a "gneiss" man.
Pun Master: They think he is a Russian
You: "erosion"?
Pun Master: He sent the rocks running for the hills.
You: They were "rolling stones"
Pun Master: These puns are "rock" music to my ears.
You:*face palm*
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