A Russian.

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Pun Master: Have you heard about that man whom slowly disintegrates rocks?

You: l've never heard of him but he sounds like a "gneiss" man.

Pun Master: They think he is a Russian

You: "erosion"?

Pun Master: He sent the rocks running for the hills.

You: They were "rolling stones"

Pun Master: These puns are "rock" music to my ears.

You:*face palm*

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