Pun Master: What do you call a lost Roman?
You: "Greece"y?
Pun Master:
*chuckles halfheartedly*
NO!...you refer to him as "roaming"
You:
...
No need to yell...
Pun Master: Aren't you "glad"iator that l'm just getting started?
You: Not really. l can't say l'm overly excited about such things...
Pun Master: But, these puns are "legionary."
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE A SINGLE VIRGIN, WITH NO SOCIAL LIFE A WEEKEND OF NOTHING.
3 CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY! I don't know why it has given me such a sense of achievement. In all honesty, I'm probably the most pathetic human being alive.
Welcome to the cancer of Wattpad, l hope you've enjoyed your stay and continue to visit.
QUEUE THE MUSIC.
As always folks, have a good read.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...
