THE MASS GENOCIDE OF 200 HOTDOGS

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Pun Master: Huh look at this headline
"Lonely Skeleton eats 200 hotdogs by himself, for youtube revenue."

You: Looks like he had "no-body" to do it with

Pun Master: I've got a "bone" to pick with headlines like this.

You: It's quite hard to "digest" such a title.

Pun Master: Then again so is 200 hotdogs.

You: These puns aren't "humerus."
...at all

Pun Master: I thought l was quite "hip" with it.

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