Pun Master: Class, today we will be learning about cells.
You: Who are you talking to? I'm the only one here.
Pun Master: ...l have "attendance"y to expect everyone shows up.
You: In all honesty l'd rather be in the "cells" than in this class.
Pun Master:
*continues unfazed*
As you can see
*indicates to picture of cell*
This animal cell contains many organelles. This one is called a Mitochondrion, it is the powerhouse of the cell.
You: So you could refer to it as a "mighty"chondrion?
Pun Master:
*long sigh*
The brain of the cell is referred to as the nucleolus.
You: l'm not very intelligent can l get a "new"cleolus?
Pun Master: One more crack out of you and it's
*draws finger across neck*
This organelle is a golgi apparatus or more commonly known as a golgi body.
You: But, what is its "golgi"?
Pun Master: THAT IS IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO PUT AN "END"OPLASMIC RETICULUM TO THIS!
You: Sorry, it's in my DNA.
Pun Master: Well, keep your thoughts in a chroma"tin."
Pun Master: CLASS DISMISSED!
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Hey everyone, this is the offspring of my most recent science class
The cell.
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