Pun Master: I don't understand twitter
You: l don't mean to "birds" your bubble but you're getting old pun master.
Pun Master: I'm fighting away the "crows feet."
You: But you're too elderly too fight away seagulls.
Bad puns cops: You're "under a nest" for your crimes against literature.
Pun Master: I don't see any nests.
Bad puns cops: You're as blind as a bat.
You: Time out. That isn't even a bird pun.
Pun Master: PLEASE MR PUN COP DON'T TAKE ME, I DON'T WANT TO BE A "JAIL BIRD."
You: Pun master stop your "chirping" we haven't done anything wrong.
The Bad Puns Cop: Actually, you've violated several laws of pun conduct.
You: How do you know these things?
The Bad Puns Cop: I'm a "sticky beak."
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I swear these puns write themselves.
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