Pun Master: Did l ever mention that l had the occupation of a Sailor in my youth?
You: Did you never go to school?
Pun Master: The only school l know of is the Fish kind.
You: Were you a "star"fish student?
Pun Master:
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Why do blind fish starve?
You:
*mental blank*
Pun Master: Because they can't "see"food.
You: Did you meet any mermaids?
*snickers*
Pun Master: Yes, but they were all pregnant.
You: Why's that?
Pun Master: Something about "seamen."
You: I swear l am megala"done." I give up.
Pun Master: "Plesiosaurs" come back.
You: No!
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Puns Against Pun Master.
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