Pun Master: Why is it that female Authors never marry?
You: You're going to have to "spell" it out for me, l have no idea. You could call it "writers block."
Pun Master: They think they're always "write."
You: I wish l was illiterate in order to stop the suffering. At least they don't have to put up with this cringe.
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You guys are all amazing little bagels and l appreciate that you read my books.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...
