Pun Master: Please, PunsAreLiterature, "Lettuce leaf."
Me: No, this virus shall spread. It shall infest every living organism until humanity's only form of communication is terrible puns.
You: You'll go to jail for this PunsAreLiterature.
Me: It must be bright in here because this is referred to as "torch"ure
Pun Master: You're only in it for the "celery."
You: Pun Master, what is it with you and these "zesty" puns?
Pun Master: I just wanted to "spice" up our lives of torture.
You: It's a bit "chilli" in this cell.
Pun Master: Looks like we've had our serving of 2 and 5 puns a day.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...
