Pun Master: I met a swimmer on the way to the vague space where we chat and make absolutely horrendous and mildly pathetic puns...
You: He sounds a bit "fishy."
Pun Master: He was nice but in all honesty l found he was quite "shallow."
You: My evening was going "swimmingly" before this conversation.
Pun Master: I think l'm gonna leave. It's about time l "surf" the web.
You: looks like l'll have to "wave" goodbye.
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Hey everyone. It's been a while but l hope you enjoy this new chapter.
If you vote now you will receive 1 stereotypical surfer. He will arrive at your door, ready for enslavement. This is not a scam. I have magical powers and l know a lot of surfers that will be more than willing to become enslaved.
As always. Have a good read.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
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