Tree no1: Babe, l'm sorry.
Tree no2: That doesn't help, you're avoiding the "root" of the problem.
Tree no1: I should've "tree"ted you better.
Tree no2: Stop trying to "branch" out. We're over.
Tree no1: The grass is always greener on the other side.
Tree no2: THAT SYNONM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SITUATION WHATSOEVER.
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Puns Against Pun Master.
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