Pun Master: How'd the fish feel about becoming dinner?
You:
...Pun Master: "Salty."
You: This is why you don't have friends.
Pun Master: Oh don't say that, you're a "chip" off of the old block anyways.
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HumorIf l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask y...