Me: This pun book is going "purrfectly."
You: If you ask me l'd say it's a "catastrophe."
Pun Master: Definitely the most "pawful" book on Wattpad.
Me: Wattpad is my scratching post, l'll "claw" my way to the top.
You: Those are some serious goals, at least when you fall you'll land on all fours.
Pun Master: Why don't cats recycle?
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They'd rather "litter" tray.
Me: These jokes are crossing a fe"line."
You: Why do cats only use facebook?
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They tend to kill anything that "tweets."
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Like my clickbait title? Yes, l'm introducing clickbait to wattpad. Along with many other cancerous teachings that l can blame on Youtube.
I'm sorry.
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