Pun Master: I've lived half of my life stranded in the harsh, unforgiving wilderness. The branches that rake my skin, made my bed. Constant hunger.
My clothing left in tatters. Some nights the sky was my only comfort. The dim light that stain the darks of night. Crickets breaking the silence.
You: Did you eat any Beetles?
Pun Master: I remember once, delusion shrouding my actions. I listened to "The Beetles."
*smirks*
You: l "camp" stand these puns anymore.
Pun Master: Maybe you should "sit down"
You:
*loud exhale*
Pun Master: I learnt a sole teaching stranded in the wilderness. Avoid the buzzing if you want to "bee" happy.
You: "bees" me why they'd say that.
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