Pun Master:
*speaks into phone in a heated manner*
Get to the ice cream parlour in 5 minutes or you'll be CHOC"LATE!"
You:
*on the phone with the one, the only...pun master*
No need to "ice scream" l'm "berry close," l can vaguely see it in the distance.
Pun Master: Hurry please, everyone's "cherry" angry with me.
You: Looks like they have a "cone" to pick with you.
Pun Master: l'd have a heated argument with them but the ice cream might...melt.
*smirks into the phone*
You:
*dash into the ice cream parlour in question*
Sorry, just came back from "sorbetting" all of our money in a casino.
Pun Master: HOW "DAIRY" YOU?!
You: "Don't get your flavours in a twist."
Pun Master: I've had enough, this chapter it is "udderly" pathetic and l can't take it anymore.
*walks out of the parlour*
You: Come back here Pun Master. It's in the par"law" that you live out the remainder of your existence making cheesy and frankly, cancerous puns.
Pun Master: I thought we were talking about icecream...
*smirks*
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Hello everybody.
The Author who spends most of his day thinking up puns here.
I hope you've all had a great day and enjoyed the puns.
Now of course if you did leave a vote and comment.
A massive thank you to everyone who has made it this far
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It will magically teleport to you...don't question how. I have magical powers and l'll get it to you.
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