Poems of Me

6 Limericks

27/11/13

1.

In my castle, I'm the queen

Oh, the sights I've seen

I saw the pain

You won't be the same

In my castle I'm the queen

2.

There once was a girl named Gretel

She wore armour made of metal

Hansel was eaten

The witch, undefeated

So she put on the kettle

3.

There once was a girl named Viden

She spent her whole life in prison

But she got out

And pranced about

Then bought a whole litter of kittens

4.

Once someone had a heart

But it got crushed with a dart

That person died

The cheater then lied

And bought a lemon tart

5.

White crystals in your hair

Now your mind's up there

Got some ice

Can't win the fight

I hardly think that's fair

6.

Stand your ground man

Tall drinks in the sand

Drunk fighting

Bad lighting

Stand your ground man